Jokes (Molla Nasreddin)

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Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Donkey's Word

One day a neighbor called on Molla.
"Molla, I want to borrow your donkey."
"I'm sorry," Molla said, "but I've already lent it out.
"As soon as he had spoken, the sound of a donkey braying came from Molla's stable.
"But Molla, I can hear your donkey in there."
"Shame on you," Molla said indignantly, "that you would take the word of a donkey over my word."

Man's Best Qualities

One day someone asked Molla, "What are the best qualities of mankind?"
"Well," he replied, "a philosopher once told me that there are two. He had forgotten the one, but he told me the other. But to tell you the truth, I've since forgotten that one, too."





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"How old are you, Molla?”
"Forty."
"But you said that two years ago when I asked."
"That's right. I always stand by my word!"



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